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Offensive Crayons

Say goodbye to your politically correct crayons and welcome this family of blunt, direct, and irreverent shades.

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    Unique Design

    Stand out with bold colors

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    Perfect Gift

    Ideal for creative friends

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Questions about Offensive Crayons

What are Offensive Crayons?

Offensive Crayons are a unique collection of crayons that are designed to be blunt, direct, and irreverent. They are a fun, edgy alternative to traditional, politically correct crayons.

Are Offensive Crayons appropriate for children?

While Offensive Crayons are indeed crayons, their humor and irreverence are designed with adults in mind. They may not be suitable for young children.

What kind of shades can I expect in the Offensive Crayons collection?

The Offensive Crayons collection features a wide range of shades, each with a unique, irreverent name. The exact shades can vary, but all are designed to be bold and direct.

Can I gift the Offensive Crayons to someone?

Absolutely! Offensive Crayons make a great gift for anyone with a sense of humor and a love for unique, edgy products. Just ensure the recipient appreciates the irreverent humor.

Are Offensive Crayons of good quality?

Yes, despite their humorous and edgy branding, Offensive Crayons are made to high standards. They offer a smooth, vibrant coloring experience.

Can I return or exchange my Offensive Crayons?

Yes, we accept returns or exchanges for unopened products within a certain period of time. Please refer to our return policy for more details.

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What if I don't like my purchase?

We offer refunds on unused products (unfortunately we can't access a return if the product is already been used - for compliance reasons).

Refunds are processed within 7 days from when we receive the item(s).

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