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Awesome Hammer pipe

Well maid,hits smooth.

Hi Ronald,

Thank you so much for your amazing review! We are thrilled to hear that you are enjoying our Slime Window Hammer Glass Hand Pipe. It's great to know it's hitting smoothly and that you're happy with its quality. If you ever need anything else, feel free to reach out! Thank you for your support and happy smoking!

Nice but leaked right out of box

Works great, but if you leave water in it, it leaks on the bottom of the base I bought a 12 inch that does the same thing. I’m not sure what to do with these yet, but I thought about draining them and filling the bottom up with silicone or something to keep them from leaking they’re really nice, but I can’t get to the bottom of the base to see why it’s leaking so I’ll review the 12 inch as well when I get a chance nice pipes smoke well but both of the ones that I ordered leaked

Hi Hubert,

Thank you for taking the time to leave a review for the JM Enterprises 6' Acrylic Straight Tube Bong. We're sorry to hear that you experienced some leakage with your product right out of the box. We understand how frustrating this can be. A member of our customer service team has reached out to you via email to help make this right. Just reply to that message when you can, and we’ll get a replacement sent your way. We appreciate your feedback and the chance to fix this! Talk to you soon!

My favorite bong so far

Hello Steven, Thank you for your review! We're so glad to hear that the LA Pipes 'Agent Stout' 9mm Thick Beaker Bong has become your favorite. We hope it brings you many smooth sessions ahead! Happy smoking!

6" bong

Arrived quickly and was exactly what I asked for except I later decided too short. So I ordered a 9" with kink and it is perfect for me.

Hi there! Thank you for taking the time to leave a review for our JM Enterprises 6' Acrylic Straight Tube Bong. We're happy to hear that it arrived quickly and met your expectations. We understand that everyone has their own preferences, so we're glad to hear that you found the perfect fit with our 9' bong with a kink. Thank you for your support and happy smoking!

Cheep plastic burned a hole in it first time.

See above

Hi Steve! We are sorry to hear about your experience with our product. A member of our customer service team has reached out to you via email to help make things right , all you have to do is respond and we'll take it from there. Talk to you soon!

GREAT BONG

Hits awesome. Perfect size and light weight because it’s made from thin glass BUT that don’t mean it feels cheap cause it don’t to me. It was exactly what I was looking for I have thought about buying a second one just in case. But wish the bowl stem wasn’t that long I’m confused why it is but I love it. Xbox controller is and my hand is for size comparison.

Hi there,

Thank you so much for the detailed review! We're glad the Phoenix Rising bong is hitting just right for you, sounds like it found its perfect match! Totally hear you on the downstem length, some pieces come with a bit of extra room, but it’s awesome to know you're still loving the setup. Happy smokingand thanks again for sharing!

Favourite water pipe

Easy to clean with wonderful hits

Hi Michael,

Thank you for leaving a review for the Cookies Mighty Mini Water Pipe. We're thrilled to hear that it's your favorite water pipe and that it's easy to clean. We agree that it provides wonderful hits. We appreciate your feedback and hope you continue to enjoy your purchase! Happy smoking!

trash

Smooth action and overall good function.BUT the striker went out on it after 2 months so not so good

I’m very happy with the product. The unfortunate part is that it was ordered on March 23, 2025 and not received until April 9, 2025. And that was the fault of the usps.
Dank geek was very helpful in fixing the issue.

Hi there! We're glad to hear that you're happy with your new bong. We apologize for the delay in delivery, as that was out of our control but we're glad to hear that our team was able to assist in resolving the issue. Thank you for your understanding . Happy Smoking!

Pulsar Six-Arm Recycler Rig - 8" / 14mm F / Clear

Hello Benjamin, Thank you for taking the time to leave a review for our Pulsar Six-Arm Recycler Rig! We're so glad you're enjoying your Pulsar Six-Arm Recycler Rig. We appreciate your support and hope to continue providing you with quality products. Happy smoking!

Oh so smooth...

It has a bit of a small learning curve to get it packed just right. After that, just like a smooth-*** blunt!

Hi there! We're happy to hear that you're enjoying the smoothness of our GRAV Glass Blunt with a silicone grommet. We're glad to hear you got the hang of it. Once it's packed right, the smooth hits are totally worth it. Happy smoking!

The stem is great

The product is good I like it, not happy that the package says 6in but the stem it self is longer the, more like 7inch plus... Know what your buying

Hi Todd, thank you for your review! We're glad to hear that you like the Milk Glass Downstem. We don’t sell a 7-inch downstem and please note that downstems are measured from the bottom of the joint to the tip (not including the entire length with the joint). If there's anything we can do to help you find the perfect fit, feel free to reach out anytime!

Glass House Disc Perc Glass Water Pipe - 5.5" / 14mm F / Colors Vary

Hello Erick, Thank you for taking the time to leave a review for our Glass House Disc Perc Glass Water Pipe! We are happy to know that you are satisfied with your purchase. Happy smoking!

Love

I love these products, the loud speaker pull stim slide bowl has quickly become the only bowl I use, thank you dank geek and LA pipes for the quality goods you deliver every time

Hello there, Thank you so much for your kind words and support! We're thrilled to hear that our LA Pipes Loud Speaker Pull-Stem Slide Bowl has become your go-to choice for enjoying dry herbs. Thank you for the love and support!

Marble-Colored Stone Pipe

Hi Kajun, Thank you for your review of our Marble-Colored Stone Pipe! We're glad you’re enjoying the pipe. Thank you for your support and happy smoking!

False advertising, don’t bother.

This is a great idea in theory, unfortunately there’s no point in buying the just the adapter as it doesn’t fit Nalgene bottles. Even though the description clearly states, “Nalgene style” and “fits all bottles with a 2.5 inch cap” it doesn’t actually fit Nalgene bottles with a 2.5 inch cap. I reached out to Pilot Dairy directly and said they, “don’t guarantee fit” for bottles other than their own. WTF? I can either put in the insert, (with an lot hanging out) and not close the cap, or push the insert further in so it’s flush with the bottle and use the cap, but then the mouthpiece and bowl are too compressed to come out and be usable. Pretty bummed out, not gonna lie.

Hi there,

Thank you for your feedback, and we’re really sorry for the confusion with this piece. A member of our customer service team has reached out via email to help make things right, all you have to do is respond to the email and we’ll take it from there! We appreciate you giving us the chance to fix this. Talk to you soon!

Thinnest piece of glass I've ever seen

My first one came broken and they sent me a replacement, the reservoir glass is the thinnest glass imaginable, it looks like it could shatter just from being set down the wrong way. Definitely not worth $46, more like $10 from a Chinese wholesale site.

Update: the company gave me $46 in store credit that I was able to use on some other items in exchange for updating my review. Customer service is at least on point but buy their other stuff and maybe not this piece.

Also, I just noticed upon looking at the post, the bowl that was included is *not* the bowl shown in the image.

Hi there,

We’re really sorry to hear that the piece didn’t meet your expectations. A member of our customer service team has reached out to you via email to help make things right. Please check your inbox and respond to our email. We’d love the chance to turn this experience around for you.

Have not received it yet

Can not write a review when I have not received the item yet

Hello Scott,
We apologize for the delayin transit that you are experiencing, We checked the tracking for your package and it shows that the expected delivery date is April 9. We’re keeping an eye on it as well and will be sure to let you know if there are any updates or changes to the delivery status.
If you have any questions or need anything in the meantime, feel free to reach out, we’re always here to help!

Hreat

Great servic

Hi Boris! Thank you for leaving a review. We're happy to hear that you had a great experience with our service. Thank you for your support and happy smoking!

Super cute!!

First off it was very affordable to buy idk what took me so long! Second it’s super cute and glows in the dark, and lastly it’s light weight easy to fill and def easy to clean it also packs a punch when using 10/10 will buy more stuff from dank geeks! They made sure to package it very well caise we know that fragile items are not shipped with care

Hey Jazmine! We're so happy to hear that you love your new 420 Beam Me Up Glow In The Dark Glass Beaker Water Pipe! Great to know that you found it affordable and that it exceeded your expectations in terms of cuteness and functionality. We look forward to serving you again in the future! Happy smoking, 😁

Great quality

Over 40 years experience and never had anything close in quality for the price point. You will not be disappointed.

Hey John! We are glad to hear that you are satisfied with the quality and value of our Classic Bent Neck Straight Tube Glass Water Pipe. We truly appreciate your support and look forward to serving you again in the future. Happy smoking!

Honey Dabber

Works great!! He Loves it!!

Thank you for your positive review, Chavonne! We're so glad to hear that you and your loved one are enjoying the HoneyDabber™ II. Happy dabbing!

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Hi Ian! We're glad to hear that you're enjoying it with four thumbs up! Happy Smoking! 😁

Hi Quality

Great dabbing accessory. Super high quality.

Hey Mark! We're glad to hear that you love its high quality and find it to be a great dabbing accessory. We appreciate your support and hope you continue to enjoy using it. Happy dabbing!

A honest review

The pulsar axial mini e-nail is by far one of the greatest purchases I have ever made! The device is made great, functions wonderfully and makes dabbing easier than ever! With this device hooked up to my rig I can now take hits whenever I want with ease and I highly recommend getting yourself one! It has a on and off switch on the back, the front displays the temperature with controls to lower/raise the temp. You can click once at a time to raise temp or hold the button down to go up hundreds of degrees very fast. To clean your nail all you need to do is simply turn this baby up to 1000 degrees for a couple mins and burn away any carbon or residual residue. I have left mine on for hours at a time with 0 issues! This enail heats from 0-520 degrees in about 1minute. Say goodbye to butane and torches forever and make dabbing easier than counting to three 😁😂🔥

Hey Lance! Thank you so much for taking the time to leave such a detailed and positive review for our Pulsar Axial Mini E-Nail kit! We are so glad to hear that it has become one of your best purchases and has made dabbing a breeze for you. The fact that you are enjoying the features of the device, such as the on and off switch, temperature display, and easy cleaning process goes to show that you have had no issues with leaving it on for extended periods of time. Happy dabbing! 🔥😁