Rip your choice piece and let’s get redankulous.
We’re descendants of the dankdome. Connoisseurs of chronic. Lifelong glass nerds who still lose our minds when a fresh drop of American color hits the warehouse. Since 2008, DankGeek has been the online headshop we always wished existed. We wanted a spot that’s open 24/7, feels like your favorite local shop, and stays stocked with everything from $30 beaters to gallery-level heady pieces.
This shop is run by actual humans who smoke, geek out over percs, and answer emails at midnight when your tracking says “delayed”. We don't use corporate scripts or chatbots pretending to be stoners. If you reach out, you're talking to one of us.
Meet the Squad
Li – Head Geek & Owner Born in Iran during the revolution and a refugee as a kid, Li has lived a few lives. He’s a Sony award-winning filmmaker, a former AVN-winning editor, and a part-time glassblower. He bought DankGeek in 2023 because most online smoke shops felt cold and greedy. He’s a firm believer that cannabis culture should stay welcoming and real.
Vivi – Warehouse Queen Vivi has been packing glass longer than half the brands we carry have existed. She treats every order with the same love she gives her own collection. If your piece arrives safe and sound, she’s the reason why.
Brian – The Everything Guy Brian is our resident hunter. He wrangles customer service, finds new products, updates listings, and spots site bugs before they break anything. He’s the occasional marketing sidekick who does a little bit of everything so the rest of us don’t have to. Low-key legend.
Andy – Web Developer Andy is the architect behind the digital curtains. He builds the site, optimizes the experience, and makes sure your checkout is as smooth as a freshly cleaned recycler. He’s the one who turns our crazy ideas into functional code without breaking a sweat.
Lana – Numbers Ninja Lana is our accounting rock. She handles the finances with laser focus and makes sure the crew and the site never run short. She’s calm, accurate, and somehow makes the money side feel relaxing. She's a total behind-the-scenes hero.
Joseph – Marketing Wizard Joseph is fully locked in. He’s constantly cooking up campaigns and chasing the perfect angle to get more people in the door. He’s detail-obsessed and treats every product drop like it deserves the Super Bowl spotlight. Pure fire.
Peter – Customer Service OG Peter has been with us since 2016. He’s the guy who keeps his cool when your favorite bong meets the floor. When he isn't saving the day in support, he’s adding the latest heat to our new arrivals section.
Dell – The Fixer Dell is endlessly knowledgeable and always has a smile on his face. He’s the one who finds your lost package, handles the shipping drama, and usually leaves you chuckling in the email thread. He's the chillest guy on the team.
Zena – Seasoned Support Zena has seen it all in the industry. She’s particular about the details, endlessly friendly, and knows exactly how to make first-timers feel at home. Zero attitude, deep knowledge, and great energy.
Humaira – Social Media Manager Humaira is the voice behind the screen and the one keeping our community hyped. She’s constantly scrolling for the latest trends, engaging with the guild, and making sure our socials aren't just ads, but a place for actual glass fans to hang out.
Jarell – Graphic Designer Jarell is the one who makes us look good. From killer site banners to custom graphics that pop on your feed, he’s the visual architect of the brand. He’s got an eye for detail that’s bordering on obsessive, ensuring every pixel represents the DankGeek vibe.
Then there's the rest of the growing guild: Robert, Weitong, Isuru, and a whole crew of designers and developers. These are the folks who argue over font kerning and new arrivals like it’s the championship game.
Why We’re the Best Headshop Online
Look, we know there's probably a smoke shop a few blocks away from you, but we’ve spent years perfecting the art of being the best headshop online. We aren't just a warehouse; we're a curated experience. You get a massive selection of high-end glass and everyday essentials that a local storefront just can't fit on their shelves. Plus, you can shop in your pajamas without dealing with that one weirdly aggressive clerk. If you're still on the fence, we actually wrote a breakdown on why shopping online is the smarter choice compared to your local spot. Spoiler: it comes down to better gear, better prices, and way less hassle.
What We Stand For
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Curated Heat: We only stock gear we’d actually smoke out of ourselves. Everything gets tested and approved by us or people we trust.
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Total Discretion: We ship in plain boxes with zero weed logos. Your business is your business.
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Human Support: Real people reply fast. We fix things without making you jump through hoops.
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Fair Pricing: Whether you’re grabbing a $40 spoon pipe or a $600 recycler, the price will always feel fair. Plus we've got a Price Match Guarantee!
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Zero Gatekeeping: Whether you're a daily driver, a high-end collector, or a first-timer with questions like “is this bong too tall for my apartment?” you're welcome here.
We’re still small enough that a single glowing review makes the whole team cheer in the group chat, but we're big enough to drop new glass every week as one of the best online smoke shops out there. Click here to leave us a Google review 💚
Welcome to the Geek Squad. Now go pack something pretty.
~ The DankGeek Crew (Collectively high-fiving you right now)
