Rip Your Choice Piece and Let’s Get Redankulous
We’re descendants of dankdome. Connoisseurs of chronic. Forerunners of 420. Artisans of a top-notch time. DankGeek is the best online smoke shop offering you an elevated experience to do a lot more than just buy bongs.
The DankGeek Promise
Like the many levels of a good grinder, we’re multifaceted. Yes, we promote dank times at geekmont high, but we are very committed to the safety, discretion, and sustainable practices desired by our customers. Since 2008, DankGeek has been on a mission to provide the best cannabis products, knowledgeable service, and a space where folks can share and amplify their 420-lifestyle. We’re always evolving, always listening to our community, and always looking for the next awesome product, piece, or strain to share. Does weed turn your wheels? We’re all ears! We grow by listening.
At the heart of everything we do is our customer. We listen to your feedback and respond by continuously improving our offerings to guarantee your shopping experience is as silky, enjoyable, and tailored to your needs as possible. Your satisfaction is our ultimate priority.
We believe in offering the best. Wait, better than the best — the pinnacle, most profound pakalolo paraphernalia. No exceptions. Each product we carry is carefully vetted for quality and reliability, ensuring that you receive only the highest standards. We value the integrity of being entrusted to amplify your cannabis experience.
Knowledge is power. We are fanatical about providing our customers with trustworthy insights on cannabis use, industry trends, and facts about all our products. We empower you to make informed choices on how to best explore the world of cannabis with confidence.
The cannabis landscape is constantly evolving, and so are we. We embrace change and innovation, striving to stay ahead of sensationalism and customer preferences. Our commitment to continual education ensures that we offer the latest, most relevant products and services.
Honesty is key to building long-lasting relationships — even the pla-chronic ones! We communicate openly about our products, policies, and practices without holding back. We’re not a faceless, big box store. We’re your digital budtenders and experience curators operating the best smoke shop dot com.
The cannabis community is wonderfully diverse, and we celebrate that at DankGeek. We aim to create a welcoming, inclusive space where everyone feels comfortable. No matter your background or experience, you’re part of our community. So go ahead, get stoned, get weird, and let’s contemplate existence together.
Your privacy is paramount. We promise your personal data is secure and your shopping experience is confidential. When you shop with us, you can trust that your information is protected and your purchases are handled with the utmost classified care.
Why Choose DankGeek?
DankGeek surpasses the average experience of an online head shop, delivering a spectacularly singular encounter. We are a community of cannabis enthusiasts who are dedicated to improving the 420 life for everyone. If customer satisfaction, premier products, and a commitment to privacy and security were on a reefer rubric, we’d have top marks. Our experts provide everything you need to enhance your high-brow hobby. Explore our shop today to understand why DankGeek is the trusted destination for stoners around the world and see how we’re delivering dank experiences, one geek at a time!
A Brief and Biased History of DankGeek
In the hazy overlap of art, rebellion, and vivacious living, DankGeek’s founder first lit up the scene like a perfectly rolled joint in the late nineties.
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Born in Iran, during revolution and war
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Escaped to Turkey as a refugee before settling in the U.S. in 1989
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1995: Won the National Award for Student Filmmakers from Sony
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1995–1997: Worked in the motion picture industry in the camera department as a film loader and 2nd AC on notable films, including Gone in 60 Seconds, Windtalkers, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The 6th Day, and The Last Samurai
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1998: Founded a web development company specializing in image/video content for the web, with clients primarily in the adult entertainment industry
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1999: Entered the adult entertainment industry, focusing on special effects technology and 3D animation
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2001: Became Head of Post-Production at major adult film studios, producing high-end content for cable TV and international markets
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2003: Won an AVN Award for Best Editing
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2007: Became one of the leading directors and producers of big-budget, high-end adult films and was nominated for numerous AVN Awards
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2009: Left the adult entertainment industry to return to college and focus on digital product development
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2012–2016: Founded a distribution and manufacturing company in the cannabis accessories industry and successfully sold UPC Distribution to Smoke Cartel
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2016–2019: Served as Head of Product at Smoke Cartel, helping the company go public
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2019–2021: Worked as a Suicide Prevention Crisis Line Counselor
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2019–2021: Returned to digital product management in the entertainment industry for major film product companies
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2021–Present: Full-time focus on e-commerce product development in the cannabis industry
A renaissance man who’s lived every version of “against the grain,” clearly, this isn’t your average online weed shop proprietor. Every product, every vibe-packed detail screams quality and the kind of no-rules creativity only a true glass-blowing, rule-breaking legend could bring to the table. This is where craftsmanship meets counterculture — because why follow the herd when you can roll your own?
Our In-House Dank Geeks Got it Going On
As stated, we’re real buds making real change in honoring the potential of cannabis culture. Here are some of the humans who take care of your toke.
Vivi
Vivi, our warehouse manager, has been shipping bongs before dab-rigs even existed. She lights up the room like a Blazer Big Shot.
An incredible eye for expertly blown glass and properly functioning pipes, Vivi doesn’t let anything slip. Her team hand packs every order with love and care. Vivi loves your bong, pipe, or rig as much as your mom loves you, maybe even more.
Peter
Customer service agent extraordinaire, Peter has been supplying the essence of stoniness since 2016. He’s kind, thoughtful, skilled, and approaches everything with mastery and care.
When you reach out to our customer service department, you can expect Peter to walk you through decision-making, whether you’re wondering which e-rig is right for you, how to replace a broken bong, or need to locate your missing package — and so much more. Whatever it is, Peter is on the case.
Dell
Customer service agent Dell has been serving up smiles to the community since 2017. When it comes to Dell, no customer is left unloved or unheard — he literally oozes love and empathy.
He once stepped on a roach then spent the next decade in mourning. Beyond the big heart, he is exceptionally educated and knows his cannabis gear. He’ll make any situation right with the finesse of a fine painter. You can trust him more than your pastor, cousin, or doctor.
Lana
Jake
Joseph
Andy
And many other greats in Design, Marketing, Content
Li
Li, aka the DankGeek, has revolutionized the bong game for over 20 years. He dabbled in glass blowing and eventually found his passion spreading joy, knowledge, and transparency to cannabis consumers.
Li
Li, our founder, is so personal he wanted his bio to be in first person. Meet Li, everyone:
“I’ve always been passionate about technology, psychology, visual arts, and plants that alter human consciousness in a positive way. At DankGeek, I’ve merged all elements together, curating the best online shopping experience, genuine human connections, and all things cannabis. I purchased DankGeek two years ago after nearly a decade in the cannabis industry as a manufacturer and wholesaler. I noticed online retailers often fell short in providing an honest, transparent, organized, and complete shopping experience. What’s most important is the customer service, the human connection component. That’s paramount.
There is no problem we won’t attempt to fix. We look at each customer and order as unique, and do all we can to make sure our customers are left in a state of gratitude and relaxation. Our website is intuitive, making it easy to find what you need, explore topics you’re unfamiliar with, or just browse cool products. We might be the only online cannabis accessories head shop that conducts user experience research, applying those best practices in our product development and management.
My goal is to make DankGeek the ONLY place customers are willing to shop for all things cannabis and counterculture.”
Last but not least, there’s you. Yes, you. Our customers are just as much DankGeeks as we are. When you enter our site and purchase any of our products, you join the guild of geeks.
Your Smoking Ritual Deserves A-Grade Gear
To provide a bit more context on the unorthodox origins of DankGeek, much like the perfect toke, it all starts with glass. Our head(shop)master, CEO of the dankship, has deep roots in the art of glass blowing. He created extremely multipurpose, functional works of glass that held up wear and tear without fault. That being said, he knows good glass, and in turn, appreciates any material that lends itself to a well built apparatus.
Geeks > Gimmicks
Being a geek means diving deep, understanding the science, the art, and the culture behind our speciality. We also recognize that not everyone experiences the weed world the same way. While cannabis culture continues to grow and evolve, it’s impossible to ignore how its newfound “chic” status has priced people out of the community who helped build it. Boutique dispensaries and designer strains are great, but they shouldn’t come at the expense of accessibility or inclusivity.
We believe that weed culture isn’t just for those who can afford $60 eighths, let’s keep it loud for the hobbyist rolling their first joint, the patient seeking relief, and the old-school stoner with stories for days. At its heart, cannabis has always been about connection — sharing a joint, swapping ideas, passing a piece, and building connections through storytelling. DankGeek is here to honor that spirit. We’re about education, not elitism; inclusivity, not gatekeeping. We want you to feel welcome. Period.
We Leave the World Better than We Found it
In the spirit of transparency, online shopping produces waste. There’s no way around it, especially when there’s expensive gear to protect. But at DankGeek, we work hard to lessen waste wherever we can, and encourage our customers to recycle their packaging. As part of our commitment to a healthier planet, we prioritize sustainability and responsible sourcing in all our practices. We strive to minimize our environmental impact and contribute to a better future. Learn more about our eco-conscious contributions.
Extensive and Unbiased Praise for DankGeek
We think we rock but you don’t have to take our word for it. We ain’t no bammer shop; we’re the best online headshop for a reason. Here’s what our global geek guild has to say about our products, service, and steez:
