Got a crush or a boo you’re lighting up with this Valentine’s Day? Forget the basic candy hearts and wilted flowers from the corner store. We’ve put together a guide that helps you find gear that actually matches their energy. Whether they’re into a romantic aesthetic, high-end design, or spiritual vibes, we've got the goods.
This list is just a preview. We’ve curated a Love Is In The Air collection, and these highlights are just the legendary-tier drops to get you started.
For the Lovebird Toker (Romantic)
They’re all about the aesthetic and making every smoke sesh feel like a date night.
Valentine Rose Glass Dab Straw - 6"
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The Tech: High-quality borosilicate glass with a built-in splash guard.
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The Design: Features delicate petals and a green stem for a romantic look.
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The Edge: It’s designed to ensure no oil goes to waste. It’s a major step up from basic straws that lack any kind of filtration or personality.
Valentine’s Day Heart Glow In The Dark Beaker Water Pipe
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The Stats: 10 inches tall with a 14mm female joint.
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The Feature: Red heart patterns that glow when the lights go low.
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The Function: Includes a 3-pinch ice catcher for chilled rips.
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DankGeek Warning: White glass looks incredible, but it shows resin quickly. We recommend a daily rinse with ISO to keep that "main character" glow bright.
For the Bougie Blazer (Elegant)
They have sophisticated taste and a refined palate. Their gear doesn't just work; it looks like it belongs in a design magazine.
Her Highness Snake in the Grass Joint Holder Ring
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The Tech: 14k gold-plated cannabis jewelry.
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The Perk: An adjustable snake mouth that holds slim joints.
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The Vibe: This is a hands-free solution for your fingers. It lets you use your hands for other things—like holding a drink or scrolling—without having to touch the joint directly.
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Pro Tip: It’s a size 7. If your partner has different "specs" for their fingers, keep in mind this piece is designed for a standard fit.
Jane West Twenties Collection
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The Vibe: Art Deco meets modern cannabis culture.
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The Function: Sleek, borosilicate glass pieces including tasters and steamrollers in stunning colors.
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Expert Opinion: Jane West is the gold standard for "grown-up" glass. These pieces are durable, easy to clean, and look like art when they're sitting on a coffee table.
For the Pink Kush Princess (Girly-Girl)
Loves anything cute AF, vibrant colors, and feminine energy.
19" AFM Double Hitter Reversal Straight Tube Bong Bundle
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The Stats: 19 inches tall with double 12-arm percs.
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The Experience: These percs diffuse smoke into fine bubbles for hits that are way easier on the throat.
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The Edge: Think of the double percs as a high-performance cooling system for your lungs.
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Pro Tip: This is a big piece. Because it’s a straight tube, it’s easy to clear, but at 19 inches, it requires some serious lung capacity.
Fujima Baked Pink Convertible Ashtray with Stash Trunk
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The Design: A bubblegum-pink lowrider with a hidden stash trunk.
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The Function: Built-in joint rests and space for papers and lighters.
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Expert Opinion: It’s the perfect all-in-one for a nightstand setup. It keeps everything organized so you aren't hunting for a lighter when you're ready to chill.
For the Deep Soul (Spiritual)
Into moon phases, gemstone energy, and finding balance during the sesh.
Astral Project Healing Gemstone Hand Pipe
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The Tech: Hand-carved from natural gemstones like Amethyst, Rose Quartz, or Labradorite. (12 different gemstones)
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The Vibe: Each stone carries its own energy. Each pipe comes with 2 mesh screens and a cleaning brush.
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Expert Opinion: Since these are natural stone, no two pipes are the same. It’s a deeply personal gift that feels much more "intentional" than a standard glass spoon.
Chill Bong - Mix & Match Series (Celestial & Cosmos)
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The Build: High-quality stainless steel with a vacuum-insulated interior.
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The Aesthetic: Mystic symbols and gold celestial patterns.
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The Edge: These keep your water ice-cold for hours. It’s a massive quality-of-life upgrade for anyone who hates lukewarm hits.
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Warning: This is the neckpiece only. You’ll need a Chill Base to complete the setup.
This Is Just the Beginning
Don't see the perfect match yet? Don't stress. We've got an entire warehouse of gear waiting for you.
Explore our entire Valentine's Day Collection here.
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