{"product_id":"ascension-16-rock-glass-beaker-bong","title":"Ascension 16\" Rock Glass Beaker Bong","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eRock Glass Ascension 16-Inch Beaker Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is that perfect mix of old-school beaker stability and new-school filtration wizardry. Fat beaker base holds a ton of water and never tips, diffused downstem kicks off the cooling, then smoke slams into a wild inverted cone perc up top that shreds everything into silky micro-bubbles. Hits come out stupid clean, stupid smooth, and packed with flavor you can actually taste. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt from thick borosilicate with random bold color accents on the base, rim, and sometimes inside the perc – every Ascension is a total one-of-one surprise. Comes ready to rip with a matching 14mm male herb slide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003eHighlights:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧪 Classic beaker base + inverted cone perc for brutal multi-stage filtration\u003cbr\u003e💨\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e Lung-loving smooth hits even on huge bowls\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e🌈 Random vibrant color accents – base, rim \u0026amp; perc (100% unique)\u003cbr\u003e❄️ Ice-ready straight neck for extra arctic cooling\u003cbr\u003e🔗 14mm female joint with perfect classic pull\u003cbr\u003e📏 Commanding 16\" height × ultra-stable beaker base\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Premium heavy-duty Rock Glass borosilicate\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Includes matching 14mm male herb slide\u003cbr\u003e✅ Intended for legal use only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeakers are forever, but most are basic. The Ascension keeps the shape you love and adds filtration that actually moves the needle. Pack it, torch it, and float away on clouds smoother than you thought possible. Your shelf just leveled up. 🛕💨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rock Glass","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51651680338213,"sku":"RS457","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0913\/9716\/files\/RS457-DEFAULT-PIC.jpg?v=1764188816","url":"https:\/\/dankgeek.com\/products\/ascension-16-rock-glass-beaker-bong","provider":"DankGeek","version":"1.0","type":"link"}